yes please, nostalgia

gran greta

In a couple of days' time it will be a year since my gran, Greta Cant, died. we were very close and, after years of living with Parkinson's, that, coupled with a cancer diagnosed at far too late a stage proved too much. we couldn't have asked any more of her and I'm glad she's no longer suffering.

I hate that old newspaper cliche wherein people 'battle' cancer, or Parkinson's, or similar - people don't battle such illnesses, they die from them, often very slowly and in a great amount of pain. Nevertheless, this does not mean that those who face such a terrifying decline do so without bravery and a desire to take from life all that they possibly can. Greta was always so involved and interested in me and my sisters' lives, as well as the various children's groups that she helped with at the local church until she absolutely no longer could. There was no way that that enthusiasm and genuine joy could ever really be dimmed, it was just a part of her, a part that transcended her Parkinson's.

Her childhood was not by any means an easy one. For various reasons that I won't go into here, she faced enough to destroy any sort of idea of a fundamental 'goodness' in humanity. I'm really glad she didn't let that happen, i was blessed with a grandmother and indeed family who seem naturally predisposed to, in their own individual ways, do as much as they can for others.

My grandad Don is still alive and is guaranteed to, as i write this, still be complaining about the government and still supporting Arsenal. It's strange, as a child i was quite scared of him: he seemed gruff and distinctly uncuddly. Now all i see is a compassionate, proud working class 'realmanwhodoesntcry', who lost the absolute love of his life one year ago. They were married for over fifty years and his utter devotion in those difficult last few never ever wavered. I am so proud to have him as my grandfather, though i would not dream of making such a starkly emotional statement in earshot of him! When people say i'm 'just like him' it is usually a tongue in cheek reference to being grumpy. It would be an honour to turn out 'just like him'.

A year on, as of this moment, these are some of the things I miss: my gran's paintings, her half full cups of tea, her sneaky boxes of maltesers, her joy (relief) at every haircut i got, her coin collection, her christmas day nap, her soap operas, her hugs, her inquisitiveness, her getting the names of my girlfriends wrong, her hot water bottles and sandcastles in clacton, her birthday/christmas/get well cards, her lowry prints, her dylan thomas, her refusal to switch from 'jamie' to 'james' when, aged about ten, i forced everyone else to. i didn't mind.

I can think of a hundred songs about death, or coming to terms with it, or loss, or love or whatever that could be posted at the end of this but they wouldn't have meant anything to her specifically and if i'm going to associate her with a song i'd rather it be this one. This was always 'their' song. I used to think i would find someone to spend my entire life with, right now i'm not so sure. But i'm really glad that Greta had Don for all of hers and that Don had Greta.

Bing Crosby and Grace Kelly - True Love

fuck being cool for 5 minutes...

...most wonderful, dorky, uplifting, geeky, lovely thing ever.

also chris brown: you're forgiven (not really you piece of shit).

TRIUMPH, or, believing in anything, or, how to be the osiris of that shit in eleven songs.

1. INT'L PLAYER'S ANTHEM - UGK (FEATURING OUTKAST)

Just an incredible track that will never get old, everything about it smacks of success, from the horns to andre 3000's intro to the vocal samples and of course to bun b and pimp c (RIP).

2. WHAT ELSE IS THERE (THIN WHITE DUKE REMIX) - ROYSKOPP

Unbelievably cheesy (like all jacques le cont obviously) but somehow works in this context, adding an uplifting slant to the vocals (the woman from the knife who's name i can't remember). Also: just reminds me of good times, simpler times: college, positive lazer...

3. SURF WAX AMERICA - WEEZER

'YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO WORRRRK, I'LL TAKE MY BOAAAARD!' Right on, rivers. i wish i could skate :(

4. MR NOVEMBER - THE NATIONAL

Last track on Alligator, one of those albums that you listen to and think this is alright and then you keep listening over and over and then realise all of a sudden that it's one of the best albums you've ever heard and then this track ends it and you punch your fist like 'yessss!'

5. TRUE BELIEVERS - THE BOUNCING SOULS

Pop-punk is great cos it makes all the big problems go away and then all you have are the little problems, which you can solve, and then when they're sorted you can concentrate on chugging beer and trampolining into swimming pools and air guitarring back to back with your best friends to number 10.

6. I'LL BELIEVE IN ANYTHING IF YOU BELIEVE IN ANYTHING

This song is like if... you know that bit in 'wake up' by the arcade fire where they all go 'woah-oh-oh-woah' and thats basically the chorus? if they'd somehow found the words to fit that moment, that elevated to one of the most glorious things ever, it would be this song.

7. MY PRESIDENT (FEATURING NAS) - YOUNG JEEZY

Obviously i love UGK, so, ignoring all the obvious triumphant sentiments of this track, the bit in the 2nd verse where jeezy is posthumously trying to make his peace with pimp c (with whom he always had tension despite his friendship with bun) is like lump-in-the-throat moment. Also, the bit where jeezy shows his age by confessing he doesn't understand why 'for some strange reason my son's addicted to polos (ie preppy, stuffy polo shirts that used to be despised by the hiphop community)' is kind of endearing.

8. FREAK SCENE - DINOSAUR JR.

An obvious track but, not to sound too wanky, the guitar solos are just fucking transcendental.

9. BEAUTIFUL LIFE  - GUI BORATTO

Another obvious track that is well overplayed but I dunno... it makes me think of more recent good things than the royskopp track.

10. JOSIE - BLINK 182

Aka me and george and zak and dave and even john and jamie and helen and anyone who wants to join in with their arms round each other lights out pissed after two cans throwing devil horns air guitaring jumping off the backs of sofas. yes please.

11. TRIUMPH - WU TANG CLAN

'So none of our output since those first five wu-affiliated releases have been that great have they? Oh i know, lets just do a track where we each take it in turns reminding everyone how fucking incredible we are individually, but on a track together, like in the old days of protect ya neck etc.' Apparently after (the rebel) inspektah deck laid down his opening verse, everyone else was too scared to go next cos of how amazing it was. i'm glad they did. it's triumphant because it's just pure, other-worldly class - as the RZA once said, in the aftermath of a certain Nas debut for Def Jam:

'how can hiphop be dead... when wu-tang is forever?'

this is the whole thing

FUCK JAY-Z, or, how to not get even - get mad - in eleven songs.

1. Ether - Nas

In which nas eloquently but brutally belittles jay-z over his claims to be the 'king of new york'. it's an obvious one but there really is no better diss track:

'Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?
Philly's hot rock fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a pine box with nine shots from my glock, fellas
Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss
What you think, you getting girls now 'cause of your looks?
Ne-gro please'

2. Black - Okkervil River

From the album Black Sheep Boy, about the life of the singer Tim Hardin. The control that Will Sheff has over his voice is phenomenal, like a non-embarassing, non-whiny conor oberst. When he sounds angry, the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and you look at the floor sheepishly.

3. Fucking Little Bastards - Arab Strap

Here Aidan Moffatt takes out his not inconsiderable self-loathing on the birds in the park, accompanied by a deafening squall of guitars and drums from malcolm middleton:

'I don't like the words that the birds are singing. I hate their ugly voices and the messages they're bringing. But if everyone can start again and everyone can win then I'll re-arrange the place that I'm in. And I can't stick the way that they flap and flutter. They whisper I'm a cunt and they cackle and they mutter. But I'm sure I heard them reassure me everything ends as I walked away from all my fake friends. They've scrutinised the mistakes I've been making. They know who I've fucked, they know what I've taken. They've seen me in the shower with shit down my legs. They've seen me searching a stranger's house for dregs. I used to think they loved me, but now I know it's pity and they know that they can always flee this fucking city. They even said they'd help me out and give me a head start and they know that these days my cock's as numb as my heart. New blood flows. Old faces go. I like the new ones better. I think I like these girls. Feels like I've travelled miles. Now I want to party all the time. Now I want to party all the time again.'

4. Real Talk (DarkRoom Productions Remix) - R. Kelly

Because sometimes 'angry' can also be hilarious.

5. Ian Curtis Wishlist - Xiu Xiu

Because sometimes 'angry' can also be fucking terrifying.

6. That's Life - Killer Mike

I could write an essay on this song. The definition of righteous fury from a southern rapper in the aftermath of hurricane katrina, it covers everything from George Bush and his wife, Kanye West, Cornell West, the Superdome, Oprah Winfrey, baggy trousers, lawyers, ball players, michael eric dyson, the church...

7. No Children - The Mountain Goats

John Darnielle singing about divorce, at that stage where anger is just about overtaking the heartache and as a listener you can't work out if its for the best or not.

8. Hitlers and Jews - Part Chimp

Got to have something that is just LOUD.

9. We Got It For Cheap - Clipse

First track from Clipse's much delayed second album, here they're venting at Jive Records, who fucked them over, over and over again (don't worry, there's still plenty of references to selling crack).

10. Charlie and the Propaganda Myth Machine - Million Dead

An incredible dissection of 'brainwashing the children' from Frank Turner and friends, bless them. The lyrics are mental but amazing, it starts like this and does not let up: 'if every child chased dreams of societal reorganization in place of sweet wrappers and escape, then we would see mr cadbury's enlightened industrialism for what it really fucking is'

11. I Hate Scotland - Ballboy

A sad type of anger from the primary school teachers that make up ballboy. They're only angry cos they're disappointed in you.

'Maybe it's scotland i hate

I know i hate so many things about it
I hate the way punishments are the heart of everything
I hate the way parents beat their children
I hate the way everything always has to be someone's fault
Even though some things just happened
Some things just happened!
I hate the way people bring up their children
To be exactly the same as they are
Just so they can justify the way they've lived their lives
I hate the way we expect to fail
And then we fail
And then we get bitter because we failed...'

this is the whole thing

you had me at hello...

...because everyone needs some jerry maguire referencing 

rnb ballads in their life at some point.

And because of course everyone already realises how brilliant 'single ladies' is...

bonus track, (probably) hard to find:

irreplaceable (mick boogie remix featuring ghostface killah) - beyonce

this mick boogie remix of irreplaceable features ghost 

spitting a few bars that epitomise the 'crying-rap' which he 

came to be known for. after ms. knowles has finished 

explaining exactly where her stuff is in comparison to (in 

this case) mr. coles' stuff, he offers up an emotional 

attempt at clearing his name, one which peaks with the line: 'im a do these dishes and wash my dick, cos i dont gotta lie to you'. Since mask came off game got real indeed.

'horse is on my pants (polo) and american eagle fly like segal, the way i rock abercrombie this shit should be illegal...'

it's rare that i even like any dirtysouthhoodclubrapcrunk tracks, let alone get genuinely excited by them but i just got this mix by the guys who run this mint-sounding clubnight in vancouver that i'll obviously never get to go to but nevermind. 

anyway two tracks in particular i cannot stop listening to (expect them to get ruined in a girl talk mix some time soon):

Travis Porter - Black Boy White Boy

Rich Kids featuring Young Dro - Patna Dem

they're just straight up dumb party-rap hype tracks really that only really veer from Fuck Bitches Get Money to the leftfield topic of Wear Fly Clothes so probably no one reading this is gonna like them but fuck it. if it helps, on the mix i mentioned up there, there is a track where the instrumental has some bleeps on it that maybe sound a bit like they could be in a crystal castles track. i'm trying.

 

because you're the only person who looks at this anyway...

...i'm going to entertain your request.

SUCH a difficult, sad song though. a review i found of it sums it up well:

While it's never directly spelled out, the subtext suggests McArdle is in love with somebody else, somebody who has abandoned her and who, despite her persistence, is succeeding in forgetting about her altogether. In Posion, then, she's admitting defeat. She's giving up, and settling for an empty, even ugly encounter because she wants to feel something- anything- other than rejection.

this line: 'don't have to tell me you love me baby, i'll still go down' - it actually gets me everytime, one of the saddest, most uncomfortable moments in a song ever i think.

ANYWAY here you go:

Shannon McArdle - Poison My Cup

'we mega serious to be the most interesting in this rap shit...'

i love peanut butter wolf. i love his label, stones throw. this track never never never gets old:

peanut butter wolf featuring planet asia - in your area

I GOT LOST, or, the moon sequel sequel, or, for [name] forever ago, or, how to self-indulgently fuck up in ten songs.

1. The Moon Sequel - Phil Elverum of The Microphones/Mount Eerie

2. Fight Song - Appleseed Cast

3. I Saw You - Arab Strap

4. In The Flowers - Animal Collective

5. Waiting For The Winter - The Popguns

6. Tonight Was A Disaster - Casiotone For The Painfully Alone

7. Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix) - The Whitest Boy Alive

8. Cars And Telephones - Arcade Fire

9. Dammit - Blink 182

10. I Got Lost - Dinosaur Jr.

this is the whole thing.

home?

Tim Hardin - Black Sheep Boy

'In the place to be. Coming on the mic is Eazy Mothafuckin-E. Dre is on the beat. Yella's on the cut. So listen right close while we rip shit up...'

got this mix a while back. it's been helpful during moving out of the box and moving in to the house AKA STAG CENTRAL. it's a mix that mike b did for the hundreds, pretty much all well obvious west coast stuff, which i find i rarely listen to but fuck me this is good in the sun.

this is a tracklist:

1. Intro feat Bun B, Scotty iLL and Ben Hundreds
2. Eazy E & Ron De Vu - LA Is The Place
3. World Class Wreckin Cru - The Cabbage Patch
4. Eazy-E - Imma Break It Down
5. NWA - 100 Miles and Runnin
6. NWA - Alwayz Into Somethin
7. The D.O.C. - Funky Enough
8. Eazy - E - Eazy Duz it
9. Ice Cube - A Bitch Iz A Bitch
10. Dr Dre ft Royce The 5'9" - Pimpin'
11. Dr. Dre ft Snoop & Parliament - Let Me Ride Remix
12. Warren G - This DJ
13. Warren G ft Nate Dogg – Regulate
14. Snoop Dogg - Buck Em
15. Silk ft Snoop Dogg - Pop Lockin
16. Tha Eastsidaz Feat. Nate Dogg - Eastiside Ridaz
17. DJ Fashen interlude - On The BLVD
18. LA Confidential - Let's All Roll
19. Anotha Level - Whats That Ya Say
20. Murs – LA
21. The Nonce - Mix Tapes
22. Freestyle Felowship – Cornbread
23. The Pharcyde - Oh Shit!
24. The Pharcyde - Ya Mama
25. The Pharcyde - Drop (Beatminerz Remix)
26. The Pharcyde - Runnin (Jay Dee Remix)
27. The Pharcyde - Quinton's On His Way
28. Quinton - I'm Not An MC
29. Peyote Cody interlude
30. Ras Kass - Understandable Smooth
31. Ras Kass - Anything Goes
32. Beastie Boys ft B-Real - So Whatcha Want (Soul Assasins Remix)
33. Cypress Hill - Hand On The Glock
34. Funkdoobiest ft B-Real – Wopbabalubop
35. Funkdoobiest - I'm Shittin On Em
36. House Of Pain - Who's The Man
37. House Of Pain - Put Ya Head Out
38. Whooliganz - Put Your Hands Up
39. House Of Pain - Shamrocks & Shenanigans (DJ Muggs Remix)
40. Everlast - Never Missing A Beat
41. Bobby Hundreds Interlude/Rodney O & Joe Cooley - Humps For The Boulevard
42. Rodney O & Joe Cooley - U Don't Hear Me Tho
43. Rodney O & Joe Cooley - Everlasting Bass
44. Ice-T interlude
45. Ice-T - Home Of The Bodybag
46. Ice-T - OG Original Gangsta
47. Ice-T - 6 n tha Morning
48. Ice-T – Colors
49. Ice-T - High Rollers
50. Ice-T - 99 Problems
51. Above The Law – VSOP
52. Above The Law ft Dr Dre, MC Ren, Eazy E & The D.O.C.- The Last Song
53. Scotty & Ben Outro

Mike B and The Hundreds - Drive-By Bangers Volume 2

'labels won't push it, t-pain won't hook it...'

the opening ceremony sale started yesterday. depressing that i still can't afford anything i'd like from there. the above tshirt that i've wanted for ages, part of the collaboration they did with pegleg nyc, isn't even in the sale. this jacket is though, but still way out of my league price wise for the time being. depressing.

new wale track is encouraging after that lady gaga disaster, straight up mcs-taking-it-in-turns-killing-it-on-the-mic track. don't really think he's justifying his obvious ego at the moment though, and until he keeps that in check i can't see him ever besting the phenomenal track 'the kramer' from last year's seinfeld-inspired 'mixtape about nothing'.

Wale - Hot Shyt (featuring Peedi Crakk, Black Thought, Tuphace & Young Chris)

Wale - The Kramer

'that would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.'

just came across this portrait of dorothy parker. i love dorothy parker. she was undeniably a participant in the heady, vulgar glitz of 1920s new york 'society', yet beneath her often witty, always razor-sharp observations on such a lifestyle, there lay an undeniable vulnerability and poignancy. in the words of the philosopher irwin edman, parker was the only writer of that time and place who could 'combine a heartbreak with a wisecrack'.

this portrait caught my eye because, for someone who epitomised the youthful abandon (and all that that entails) of that era, it consistently shocks me that she outlived it, dying at the distinctly unglamorous age of 73. here, she is in her fifties, looking tired, lonely and about a million miles away from her heydays at the algonquin. 

Aidan John Moffat - A Very Short Song (originally by Dorothy Parker)

'ghetto literature? i damn near died for bolivia...'

george just reminded me about the new clipse album.  actually well excited. kind of apprehensive about it not being exclusively neptunes. rick rubin on board though and the 'road to...' mix are both good signs.

vintage: 

Clipse - Momma I'm Sorry

 

oh hey dudes

The Mae Shi - Lamb and Lion